The kickdrum Directive

Our ever watchful Eye (do you like the new look and feel, BTW?) has been very busy lately, what with this and that. I mean, even being omnipresent and omnipotent, some details are slipping through the fingers, fall between the chairs and are generally left to subcontractors.

But the Elders' network is vast, and the most minuscule deviation or tremor is registered in it. Such a small tremor was registered and passed to me in my capacity as a junior Elder in charge of minuscule phenomena. In this case, it is related to a person or, rather, entity that calls itself kickdrum and as such is very active on a site named PHXnews (sounds like a good brand name for an antacid remedy, but go figure) .

We have looked at the activities and the characteristics of that kickdrum entity. Nothing especially exciting came to light. kickdrum is concerned mainly with making sure that Jooz, Blacks, Spaniards, gays and others in that usual gentleman set of undesirables know their place in the food chain and otherwise. It (kickdrum) is purported to be of German origins by other posters, but this is neither here nor there.

Due to its apparent stupidity and generally revolting attitude and behavior, kickdrum is obviously one of our early "typical bigot mark 2.5" models that were discontinued quickly due to being too obvious and crude. Reportedly all the sets already in the field were recalled and recycled into vacuum cleaners, but in such a big outfit like ours some paperwork is always getting lost. We will not invest any effort and, especially, related travel expenses to destroy kickdrum, so we'll have to do some routine remote maintenance on this one.

In the framework of maintenance we have to deal with his 14 current complaints that should be read here in their entirety. We understand the problem and have contacted Dick and George via one of our Zioneocon stooges in the ZOG. And the results are quick, clear and satisfactory.

By a special Presidential Order, hereafter named "The kickdrum Directive" you, kickdrum, are allowed, as a special case, to:

1. Assert that the Jewish community controls government, the media, international business and the financial world".
2. Express strong anti-Israel sentiment.
3. Virulently criticise Israel's leaders, past or present, including use of swastika in cartoons or other works of art decrying the behavior of past or present Zionist leader. Use the term "Zionazi" as necessary or indicated.
4. Criticise the Jewish religion or its religious leaders or literature (especially the Talmud and Kabbalah).
5. Criticise U.S. government and Congress for being under undue influence by the Jewish-Zionist community (including AIPAC).
6. Criticise the Jewish-Zionist community for promoting globalism (the "New World Order").
7. Blame Jewish leaders and their followers for inciting the Roman crucifixion of Christ.
8. Diminish the "six million" figure of Holocaust victims.
9. Call Israel a "racist" state.
10. Assert that there exists a "Zionist Conspiracy". [A speciall Hehehe from the Elders on this one - you and we know why, don't we?]
11. Claim that Jews and their leaders created the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia.
12. Make derogatory statements about Jewish persons.
13. Deny spiritually disobedient Jews the biblical right to re-occupy Palestine.
14. Allege [indeed, claim] that Mossad was behind the 9/11 attack.

I hope that this will provide you a better and more natural cover as a stupid, bigoted, anti-Semitic retard (with or without some German ancestry).

If you ever feel a need to a) add some additional items to the above list or b) receive another special dispensation that will allow you to say things about African-Americans, Spaniards, gays or any other minorities, do the following:

1. Let your head slip (gently) out of David Duke's asshole

2. Say loudly "Ich Bin Farshtunkener" three times

3. Stick your head in the nearest toilet bowl

4. Clarify the nature of your need by producing appropriate bubbles

Your faithful creators,

The Elders Unlimited.

P.S. Re the complaint #6: we know you have been out of touch with the Elders, so be advised that the New World Order is up and running for the last 5 years, as initially planned. No need to promote or to fight against it any more.

Hattip: Meryl.