Justify this! posts an excerpt from MEMRI that quotes another Iranian folk singer - Hasan Hanizadeh on the ritual killing that supposedly took place in Paris and London.
"In 1883, about 150 French children were murdered in a horrible way in the suburbs of Paris, before the Jewish Passover holiday. Later research showed that the Jews had killed them and taken their blood. This event caused riots in Paris back then, and the French government found itself under pressure."
That story is completely misinterpreted, dear Hasan. Surely we did take some blood - after all what kind of Pesach would it be without some fresh blood in the matza? As you may know (or not?) we did not have freezers in these days, so the blood must have been taken afresh each time. But we did not kill these poor lambs. Instead they were injected with a special serum (an ancient recipe dating from the Moses PBUH times) that automatically converts them into Judaism. For boys it also causes the end of their you know what to fall off painlessly without a need for a mohel.
Afterwards the children were dispersed all over the world under a hypnotically induced command to procreate like rabbits to increase our numbers. This was just a part of our world domination plan (already completed, as you may want to know). So you better check your genealogy carefully, Hasan. There is at least 78% of Jewish blood in you, according to our calculations.
Shalom, baby!
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