What's happening to the world? One simply cannot be too careful these days:
A six-month study by AgriSearch, an on-campus research arm of Dalhousie University, has shown that genetically modified (GM) cucumbers grown under license to Monsanto Inc. result in serious side effects including total groin hair loss and chafing in "sensitive areas", leading to the immediate and total ban of sales of all that company's crop and subsequent dill pickles.In other news: France is urgently importing an unusually large quantity of American cucumbers.
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It's a joke website, sort of Canadian Onion, although people who shared this on FB were totally serious. Here is another article http://www.thelapine.ca/rodman-marry-n-korean-leaders-older-sister-open-ihops
Yep, Meesha, I guess that BHCh is aware of the provenance of the story. And it's a good one re Rodman, thanks.
Exactly! French FB posters were calling to stop discussions re free trade with the US based on this "news". You'd have thought they should be happy...
Oh, I don't know. It would be a big help to the porn industry since they wouldn't have to shave the stars anymore.
Indeed, the Rodman one is hilarious. Sounds just like him, too.
Since when do we need so much hair? A good thing in this. Perhaps they can develop a tomato that will grow hair on heads. They would make a fortune.
Ach, that was priceless ;-)
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Beg your pardon, but not squeezing tomatoes on my big bald patch, please!
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