29 May 2013

Bin Laden's burial at sea story was fishy?

This is what one Abdul Fattah, apparently a former leader of the Egyptian Islamic Jihad, says. And I don't see any reason to argue with the man. After all, what could be more fishy than a burial at sea? A dinner at Legal Sea Foods?

As for the body being cut into multiple pieces, this is easily explained too. President (or, rather, ex-president) Bush should be blamed*, no doubts about it. It is known that Bush has that habit of landing suddenly on aircraft carriers:

And what is easier than to hide a surgeon's saw in one of these pouches?

So there, the mystery is explained, nothing to see here, move on, people.

(*) I gather it's still the going fashion in D.C.


SnoopyTheGoon said...

The WaPo is blaming Petraeus for Benghazi. They can surely add Bush to that and for the IRS and media spying scandals, as well.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Petraeus? Now it just takes the biscuit. Surely it would be only logical to add GWB to the deal.