18 December 2012

The world ends in three days: are you prepared?

It pays to be prepared, and here are some Russians who, out of civic responsibility, offer a free end of the world service:


Тhe ad above says:

The end of the world is nigh!
Are you a virgin?
Don't give up
Call
Tenderness and kindness guaranteed

Update: To answer a question asked by two readers already: being politically incorrect, the Russian author(s) of this add address only female virgins. Male ones will have to look elsewhere.

6 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Not to late to be a virgin, eh? Plastic surgery, I suppose.

KatieNorcross said...

I see no takers. Either there are no virgins or they are too young to read.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

No cheating when the end of the world is looking so close!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Or, maybe, they are leaving it for the last day...

David All said...

Nothing like marking the end of the world with a Bang!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

True.