Sudanese media reported Thursday that officials had captured a bird carrying spying equipment for Israel.At least that's what Israeli media reports. The story about Israeli feathered spies is getting a bit tired. First it's a griffon vulture in Saudi Arabia, then a European bee-eater in Turkey, now a hawk in Sudan.
So it's time to fess up. We have sent a few hawks to Sudan indeed, but not for spying. This time it's a purely political mission, to do just that:
We used to send pigeons on such missions, but came to an inevitable conclusion: a hawk would carry a much bigger payload.
So there.
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Hmm. You need to vector the creature over Mahmoud the Mad before you have it cut its bowels loose.
No worries, we are training a squad of Andean Condors right now for the purpose.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfzUzUe7dTo
Now Snoopy you know that this poor bird was a child of Vinnie the Vulture (Killed in a mission over Saudi Arabia.) and a friend of Sammy the Shark. And we all know that Hymie the Hippo is the head of Mossad HQ in Cairo. (At the zoo.) I understand the name of this agent is being withheld for security reasons.
Yep, that true too.
Well, at least this time, the bird was not wearing a kippa!
Really the Muslims are driving themsevles crazy seeing Israeli plots everywhere.
PS: (Serious) The next time the Israeli Air Force bombs Sudan, can you take out some of the Sudanese Air Force that are carrying out indescriminate bombing of civilians in the Nuba Mountains and Blue Nile areas of Sudan?
That's a great idea. Should be considered, but I have some doubts re the humanistic impulses of our generals...
I know you guys read Russian.
I know you guys read Russian.
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True. Thanks for the article, fascinating stuff.
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