27 September 2012

Coca Cola drinkers of the world, unite!


In the face of this insult, we should unite and show them* that our feelings are not to be futzed with. Only after we burn down a few embassies*, kill a few Pepsi lovers and smash some shops to smithereens, will they* take notice, I can assure you.

So, Coca Cola Rage Day in a week from now.

(*) It is not clear now who "they" are and which embassies should be burned down. Further details will follow.

7 comments:

Francis Sedgemore said...

Michael McDill's comment, on the BuzzFeed page...
"Maybe she should empty the bottle before inserting it."
Priceless.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks, Francis, my day is made!

Dick Stanley said...

She probably thinks she's hip, but it's a good example of how toxic American "culture" is becoming. Me, I've always thought Pepsi tasted like toothpaste, which would be very disconcerting in cunnilingus.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Disconcerting is a mild term to use ;-)

David All said...

As a long-time Coca Cola drinker, I am utterly outraged! (not) Just name the time and place, I will be there to suitably violent looking !

David All said...

My day as well, Francis, thanks!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Right. We'll show them.