In the face of this insult, we should unite and show them* that our feelings are not to be futzed with. Only after we burn down a few embassies*, kill a few Pepsi lovers and smash some shops to smithereens, will they* take notice, I can assure you.
So, Coca Cola Rage Day in a week from now.
(*) It is not clear now who "they" are and which embassies should be burned down. Further details will follow.
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Michael McDill's comment, on the BuzzFeed page...
"Maybe she should empty the bottle before inserting it."
Priceless.
Thanks, Francis, my day is made!
She probably thinks she's hip, but it's a good example of how toxic American "culture" is becoming. Me, I've always thought Pepsi tasted like toothpaste, which would be very disconcerting in cunnilingus.
Disconcerting is a mild term to use ;-)
As a long-time Coca Cola drinker, I am utterly outraged! (not) Just name the time and place, I will be there to suitably violent looking !
My day as well, Francis, thanks!
Right. We'll show them.
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