As sure as death and taxes:
The supposed landing of the Curiosity was CGI and computer sound effects piped into mission control at JPL in order to fool the engineers, the invited guests, the media and the dumbed down public.
The real rover is in Nevada near Area-51 complete with a Hollywood backdrop standing in for the horizon and the color imaging being re-tuned to a red tint in order to make blue skies look pink and the brown desert soil look deep red.
It's all FAKE, FAKE, FAKE!
And remember where you have seen this first - the really first Mars photograph, kept secret (now we can say unsuccessfully) by NASA:
Now, a big 64K question will be who is depicted there: the Mossad blonde, the 30 ft woman, the... you have a go at it.
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Luckily all conspiracy theories are created by the illuminati
Not the theories only, the conspiracies themselves were also invented by them.
The rover landed successfully in Area 51. Look at the NASA photos. The landing area is labeled area 51. (It's in Nevada.)
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2012/08/curiosity-rovers-home-on-mars-a-powers-of-ten-visual-explainer/260834/
Hey, it's true. The moon really is made of green cheese
It landed not at Area 51 but somewhere in the Negev. Look at the rocks. You can now blame the Mossad and Joos!
Absolutely.
Ha! I thought so for so many years...
I say Area 51 still, but what do I know?
The Bavarian Illuminati was always my favorite conspiracy, even more than the Elders. (Sorry Snoopy)
As for the Rover, it quite obivious that it is at Area 51 which has been relocated to the Negev!
Yep, with that correction the theory looks complete now.
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