07 August 2012

What do they mean?

"Penis Growth Free Sample" - the subject line of the first email in my spam box says today. I have seen quite a few spam emails on the subject, but this is the first one with that specific offer.

What exactly do they send you if you ask for that free sample? On the other hand, I am not sure I want to know...

16 comments:

shaun downey said...

Eww the last thing I want is a growth sample from some else's penis. Some things are better homegrown!

Dick Stanley said...

These spammers are English-challenged, thank goodness. Always a good tip-off that their stuff is phony.

Louise said...

No comment.

KatieNorcross said...

Got a Penis Growth Free Sample once. Had to plant the damn thing in the ground, and what a small penis it was. Not even enough for a snack. I will stick with Miracle Grow. Now that gives you a big, beautiful penis.

man said...

I think it's probably porn of some type meant to induce growth. It also could be a tumor.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The problem is that same people, apparently, are producing manuals to electronic equipment. Argh...

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Why?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ewww....

shaun downey said...

American rower big?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Hm..

LouiseShah said...

Okay. I'll comment. My one and only question with respect to "penis growth" would be "length or circumference". Depending on the answer I may or may not proceed further.

Does that answer your question?

LouiseShah said...

Yes. I bought an electric hedge clipper earlier this year and the manual is in five or six languages. The English portion is barely readable, other than every freakin' paragraph begins with word like: 'Don't or Do not"; "Warning"; "Caution"; "Danger". Needless to say, I haven't used it yet and I'm thinking of selling it to some other sucker.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nope. I still want to know what they will send if one asks for a sample.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep. I know exactly what you mean. I have that GPS/radio/DVD player/... widget in my car that no one can figure out, because of the instruction booklet that came with it.