The water libel: Zionists flooding Gaza to drown Palestinians

When you (an Elder, I mean) relax for a moment and think that you can have a rest from your daily quota of dirty deeds, it appears that another Elders' department has written a new page in the ever-growing book of the Zionist mayhem.

Parts of the Middle East have been swamped by unusual flash floods after unseasonal torrential rain swept from Egypt to Jordan. In addition, Israel is being accused of deliberately flooding Palestinians out of their homes by opening a dam to release built-up water without warning.

In a blog that calls itself Palestine Video - A Palestine Vlog, they know enough to tell that:

Israel has opened up the Wadi Dam and flooded Gaza.

The poor doofus who has written this doesn't know that Wadi means "A valley, gully, or stream bed in northern Africa and southwest Asia that remains dry except during the rainy season". And that there are hundreds (if not thousands) of wadis in the region. There is indeed one specific wadi that is called Wadi Ghasa, but "Wadi Dam" doesn't carry any meaning. Here is Wadi Ghaza (marked "A" on the map below) - a gulch deep inside the Gaza strip:

It will require a commando operation to get into the Gaza strip to open the dam (that isn't there)... but, nevertheless, the claim was immediately picked up by Press TV - the Iranian "media arm". And then it appears that there are more than just one damn dam:

Gaza rulers said that the flood of rain and sewage stormed the central Gaza Strip after Israel opened several dams on the borders between eastern Gaza Strip and Israel.

It becomes curiosier and curiosier. And of course, the Zionist media claims that there are no dams:

In the Eshkol regional council, which borders the Strip, the claims were dismissed. The council said it knew nothing of such a dam.

Yeah, yeah, sure, but never forget that there is nothing simpler for the Elders than to build several damn dams overnight, organize torrential rains and than suddenly open the gates.

Of course you understand that this is also a golden opportunity to slip into the floodwater some especially virulent strains of bird flu, swine flu, ZioFlu, TamiFlu, Ebola and HIV, not to mention a designer head cold...

And to make certain that no one can claim that the recent spate of flash floods isn't a deliberate Zionist ploy, here it comes - a proof to beat all proofs:

Yes. In-depth analysis by Yaacov Lozowick.

Cross-posted on Yourish.com