This is a beginning of a new era in customer service:
If requested, a willing member of hotel staff will jump in your bed, dressed head to foot in an all-in-one sleeper suit, until your nightly chamber warms up.It is told about the late King David that at the twilight of his life two wenches were put into his bed to warm his elderly bones. So Holiday Inn service is definitely fit for kings! There is only one hitch, and it is in the picture they offer:
I, personally*, don't have any problem with Jackui, but Nick - do you mind looking for another guest to warm up?
(*) It is clear to me that there might be guests otherwise inclined, and the statement above is purely personal and not meant to criticize, offend or otherwise limit the rights of other lifestyles and genders.