Hollywood - Shmollywood

According to this, George Clooney denies advising Barack Obama:

Hollywood heart-throb Clooney is known to have strong views on Middle East politics and is a strong supporter of the Democratic Party. Sources claimed he is friendly with Presidential candidate Obama and has become an unofficial advisor.

Which probably means that George whispers in Obama's shellike from time to time. Bully for him.

There is a picture attached, too:

I don't know. On one hand, it's clear that after starring in a few movies about Middle Eastern affairs and getting some significant dough for his trouble, George here decided that he is really an expert on Middle East now.

On the other hand, looking at this picture, I cannot get rid of a completely different hunch. Ain't their ears quite similar? I mean, this is where it all starts. A bit of color, some smart application of make up, and here you are: the next Messiah movie!

Well, we shall see. Meanwhile, Brad Pitt becomes Jewish hillbilly in new Tarantino film.

Pitt has signed on to play Aldo, aka "Aldo the Apache," in Quentin Tarantino's upcoming World War II film, "Inglorious Bastards," about a handpicked group of American-Jewish soldiers who kill Nazis in brutal and violent ways in order to undermine the Third Reich. Pitt's character has "the Apache" moniker due to his signature move of scalping Nazi soldiers.

Nu, shein. Now Brad Pitt will become another tentacle of Zionism. A scalping one, too.

What if... yes, it could be a good one: what about a shootout between Brad and George?

Beverly Hills at noon. Wow. It could be cool. The last one standing gets the scalp...