Eitan's ire

Eitan, he who continues in Chicago, got seriously irked by the some Evangelic Christians' missionary activity.

Thanks but no thanks, we don't need your love and your empty words. I am not an observant Jew, yet I attended a Jewish school, have studied bits and pieces of Jewish law, and love my people more than you can possibly imagine. Because I do not put on a kippa and because there are no outward signs of my Judaism, you have tried to convert me.

Yeah, well, so far nobody tried to convert me, though... Should I feel bad about it? Or is it because recruiters of all creeds feel instinctively my inherent rudeness and avoid me as low potential target?

Eitan adds:

I wish, for that matter, that all three great Monotheistic religions could live in peace with one another.

I would like to add another condition: all three can pack their backpacks and go together to some location as equidistant as possible from normal humans' habitat - say, the Moon*.

But Eitan is too goodhearted to say this.

(*) If that sentence doesn't make it clear to you that I am perfectly able to be as good-mannered as the other bloke, you can fuck off and crawl (back) into your arsehole. Unassisted.