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The English have a long and well-documented love affair with the French. OK not so much love as mutual understanding. Actually, who am I fooling, it's been a disaster.

From the day William the Conqueror waltzed into London and said "I am you're new King and everyone has to eat frogs legs and soufflé", it's been downhill.

That was just to get you reading this story further.

But now I have a terrible feeling: could it be true that all Israeli shop assistants are French?