27 January 2008

On Shlemazl's teeth

Canucks I happen to know are exceedingly gentle and kind-hearted people. This is not to say that the subject of this post is an exception, although he is not a Canuck by birth. It is that under his polished jet-set exterior and behind his worldly manners of a nuclear scientist hides an extremely sharp-toothed predator that has a healthy (?) appetite for stupid people.

And he has got himself quite a feast lately. So enjoy quietly and don't get on his bad side, be my free advice. But I guess you are not stupid, are you?