Man kills, cooks and possibly eats girlfriend, police say

That hesitant "possibly" comes from police via CNN.

Christopher Lee McCuin, 25, called 911 on Saturday and told an emergency dispatcher he had killed Jana Shearer, 21, and was boiling her body parts at his mother's home, said Smith County Sheriff J.B. Smith.

Me, I am skeptic about his motives for the call. More likely mom told him she is out of condiments.

In general, I am willing to bet that he will be married in a jiffy, while still in jail - eligible men who are willing to cook have always been in short supply.