The end of the global warming

I think our future never looked brighter than today, after this amazing discovery.

If a person replaces most of the water in his body with Koranic water, his body begins to emit steam which contains the Koran. This creates a halo of steam around him, containing the Koran, which fends off Satan.

This is not a joking matter. It could be a beginning of a new oil-less millennium. Think about all the benefits, including the clean environment (pure water vapors) of using a pious Muslim as a source of free steam.

Everyone who thought that steam engines are relics of the bygone era must rethink his/her position on the issue.

And fending off Satan (esp. in the form of highway patrol and speed traps) is a bonus, of course.