Science

Iran is to sponsor a conference to "examine the scientific evidence supporting the Holocaust".. The iranloons are getting into full scientific stride. They plan to sit the Davids Duke and Irving in heavy water whilst hurling atoms at them and singing the the farsi version of the Horst Wessel song. Mel Brooks has been commissioned to choreograph the whole thing.

"Foreign Ministry spokesman Hamid Reza Asefi did not disclose where or when the Holocaust conference would be held, nor would he say who would attend or what had prompted Tehran to sponsor it". All the Elders will, of course, be attending.