04 January 2006

Do you still like me?

IRNA, official Iranian news agency, came up with the following:

"A member of the Majlis National Security and Foreign Policy Commission said here Tuesday that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad had assessed as "positive" the global reactions to his remark on Holocaust."

To remind us what it is about, IRNA adds:

"The Iranian president, during speeches at an international conference and during a visit to a southeastern provincial city, described the Holocaust as a "myth" and suggested that those who sympathize with alleged Jewish victims be generous enough to give some of their territories to the Jewish state."

It seems that the wave of official responses to Mahmoud's speeches, ranging from outright protest to feeble "please, not this way" is viewed by that clown as approval. What does it take for him to feel a negative reaction? Let's try:

Mahmoud - you are a moronic shithead. Your mere birth is a regretful result of your whore mother coupling on a garbage dump with a stray dog* suffering from a venereal disease, and the only thing that saved your miserable life after birth was that the septic tank she threw you into was full. You still smell of it. Even a rat that dies of hunger will not touch your corpse after they throw you back into that septic tank.

Was it negative enough and clear? We hope so...

In related news, IRNA says:

"President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said here Sunday that world Muslims regard Iran as Islam's watchtower and center for revival of the Islamic identity. President Ahmadinejad made the remarks at a meeting of members of the High Council of the Isfahan, Islamic World's Cultural Capital' headquarters. "

Some watchtower...
Some revival...
Some identity...

(*) Remark: the mention of the dog above is not meant to be and is not an insult to the dogs in general and the specific dog in this case. The poor mutt was desperate and was coerced into the act against his will.