Turkey plans a seven days package tour to Russia?

Turkish Minister of Foreign Affairs, Mevlüt Cavusoglu

I am not sure whether to believe this. There are several sources on the 'net, but not of what I would call quality. Anyway:

Faced with Russian efforts, we have, no fear, no remorse. We act with moderation, to bring our relations back to normal. However, if necessary, I assure you , we can occupy Russia in less than seven days with NATO and our regional allies.

Minister of Foreign Affairs? Oh well, with a boss like his half-mad half-Caliph it is not a great surprise. What surprises in this tirade is that he counts on support from NATO and some unspecified "regional allies" - that after his boss diligently ruined Turkey's relationships with most nations in the region (and beyond).

Does "Major Major and I..." remind you of something? Fine then.