Coffee before Internet!

I shall, probably, tattoo these words on my hands and place a sticker on the monitor as well. This should eliminate the long, confusing and eventually humiliating moments when I stupidly stare at headlines like

COE chief: Brit not like female mutilation

, wondering why would one compare a citizen of what was once a great empire with a barbarous act. Or does the headline say that the said citizen dislikes that revolting custom? Or what, for crying out loud?

Then I had that coffee. And opened the link...