Is it a small primate in your undies, Sir, or...?

No, that "primate" in the title is not a typo. The story is a bit unusual, that's all:

Three men have been arrested in Delhi for trying to board a flight with small primates hidden in their underwear. Two of the men were found with slender lorises concealed in pouches in their briefs, a customs official at Indira Gandhi International Airport told the BBC.

Yeah, and don't ever start reading an article in the middle, like I was doing, getting stuck on this sentence:

The animals were uncovered when security guards noticed a bulge in their underwear during a frisk.

Who was frisked, whose bulge in whose underwear is meant? Etc...