An Imam has already decreed that saying Merry Christmas is worse than killing someone. So in order to anger the whole Muslim population of the world I submit the following:
Thanks Snoopy, both the video and the card are very funny. Do not worry about Santa though, North American Air Defense Command (NORAD) tracked Santa and his reindeer on radar and more sure they had a safe and successful flight!
I am sorry that have not posted any comments for a while ad this is late, but Happy Hanukah! and wish you and everyone at Simply Jews a Wonderful New Year!
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Haha. I like the second one... As atheists Shirley and I concentrate on the true spirit of Xmas - Presents and gluttony!
Deity bless presents and gluttony!
Indeed, presents and gluttony, and jokes about Santa Claus, though I try to avoid the gluttony.
As for Jesus, well, he's certainly been misunderstood for a very long time. Thanks to Saul of Tarsas, et al.
There must be at least one lesson in this. Like: never rely on biographers ;-)
An Imam has already decreed that saying Merry Christmas is worse than killing someone. So in order to anger the whole Muslim population of the world I submit the following:
Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
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Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry Christmas Merry
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and that he wouldn't have wanted gentiles celebrating Jewish holidays
unless gentiles want to.
Why not? It's a holiday, and in the spirit of the holiday all are welcome.
Now you got it.
Well, not Saul, er, Paul, anyhow.
Thanks Snoopy, both the video and the card are very funny. Do not worry about Santa though, North American Air Defense Command (NORAD) tracked Santa and his reindeer on radar and more sure they had a safe and successful flight!
I am sorry that have not posted any comments for a while ad this is late, but
Happy Hanukah!
and wish you and everyone at Simply Jews a Wonderful New Year!
And a happy New Year to you too, David.
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