Starting tomorrow He's going to torture almost every man, woman and child on the planet for five months, before He eventually kills us all.Here is why:
I say it's all up to you now, and the most important thing is bottled water. And salt. And matches. And canned food. And... well, you know the drill.
Er... gay folks, you don't have to bother, methinks, seeing as how it goes...
Oh, and Mr. Obama: that speech - it doesn't matter anymore, I guess. Let Bibi go home, too.
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<span>As the writer at the link says, or implies, it's elderly white men who cause all the trouble in the world. The Christian ones, anyhow. (Yes, an escape clause!) </span>
<span>As for Obama, well, he isn't white (only tan) and only nominally Christian, so he's off the hook. Even Bibi gets a pass. These modern race and gender arguments are so edifying.</span>
BTW, don't miss Bibi's remarks to Obama before the media. Remarkable stuff. Great words and great restraint, considering he was talking to an adolescent president with no depth whatsoever:
http://elderofziyon.blogspot.com/2011/05/video-of-netanyahus-stunning-speech-at.html
I wouldn't argue about Bibi's speech. We all know and agree that this is his stsrong point.
The question is how did we get into this situation where a speech like this will be needed? I know you may blame Obama, but...
Well, Elders do cause all the trouble in the world, it's amost a scientific fact.
Heh.
I agree with your implication that Obama is only a symptom of a larger problem. Which seems to be that the Pals alleged interest in peace is taken seriously when their menace is obvious to anyone who pays attention and looks at MEMRI, etc. Anti-semitism is certainly one reason.
Previous presidents, I think, were merely trying to protect oil prices by keeping the Arabs happy by acknowledging their alleged concern for the Pals. Even when they knew better. I think Obama either genuinely wants to see the Muslim Brotherhood conquer or else is too stupid to realize what he's doing.Compared to Bibi, though, he is a child.
If you mean that Bibi and other Israeli pols have shot themselves in the feet, well, I don't know much about that. We do seem to live in an age of small leaders. Just our bad luck.
Although it is now May 22nd and the world has not ended, we are not out of the woods yet. According to a group of Christians in the Washington DC area, tomorrow, May 23rd is when the Rapture will occur. This will result in the handful of "saved" souls, about 200 million world-wide going up to Heaven while the rest of us go through five months of Hell before the World finally ends in late October.
Good Luck
Late October works for me better than just ending it all tomorrow.
When you tire of mocking Christian fundies who make outlandish remarks, you might try researching the claim of the UN that there would be 50 million "climate refugees" by 2010. I read it today on Best of The Web Today but otherwise missed it. Mainly because the media only mocks the aforementioned while it honors both the UN and the AGW pap. Even when their predictions have similar weight.
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