That we should have come to this...

You - yes, you, looking stupidly at the screen! Take that grubby finger out of your nostril and concentrate. Look at this:

Woman 'raped by Sally Anne accused'

Do you understand what it is about? No? Good. Now go to the garden, dig out your shotgun, your rifle, your pistol. Time to act.

You see, man (woman) - Luddites were right. Time to finish all this crapola.

You, you and... OK, you there - you are going for the on-line editors.

No prisoners, but.