17 October 2006

Two gems

From Sandmonkey's notebook:

"This is the one thing that I could never get about her when we were dating. I would be like: Sweetie, you wear the veil and give religious advice and lessons in the morning, and yet every night you come over to my place and we have sex. Please EXPLAIN THAT TO ME."

Another friend at his house.
This friend of Sandmonkey is plainly pushing his enormous luck asking such questions...
"Sweetie, if it wasn't for Hamas, there would be an israeli soldier in every egyptian home right now."

A friend's brother, after she told him that she thinks that Hamas are stupid and ruining everything.
Methinks if we had enough soldiers to put one in every house in Egypt, we would have been in Beijing by now already...

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