of Dodgeblogium. The subject is to devise a suitable punishment for a Danish prince (well, prince-consort to be precise), after the following article came up:
A Danish prince has upset animal rights campaigners by admitting he loves dogs - delicately sliced and lightly fried. Prince Henrik of Denmark told Ud & Se magazine: "“Dog meat tastes like rabbit. Like dried baby goat. Or perhaps - I know! - like veal. Like the veal of a baby suckling calf, only drier."” The 72-year-old Prince, the husband of Queen Margrethe, is the honorary president of the Danish Dachshund Club, reports the Times.
Here is the bloke for you - to slice and to dice. Myself being a cat lover, I do not feel qualified...
And all other dog lovers welcome to share their ideas.
Update: the proposal is already out there. Looks solid and well-designed. The only question is whether the quantity of meat required to cover the royal todger is sufficient to whet the canine appetite there in the woods. Hmm...
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