U.S. State Department sees...

Actually, the full headline is US sees acts of terrorism in East Jerusalem.

I wonder... what with the amazing feats of the modern technology at hand, what with the NSA that is quickly becoming the boogeyman of the whole world... how come?

I mean that these days a Russian Duma member barely has time to lick his lips in anticipation of the next bribe political contribution, the Daesh (ISIL, ISIS, IS) foot soldier barely has time to take leave of his goat, the sparrow barely has time to fart - and all these activities are already duly recorded, sorted out and stored in the awesome NSA databanks.

And here - it takes the mighty State Department almost three weeks to reach that earth-shaking conclusion?

Consider me not impressed, folks.

Possibly confused? Yeah, this is it: