25 June 2015

Metamorphosis!

As I woke up from unsettling dreams this morning, I've found myself transformed in my bed into Rachel Dolezal.

Nothing more to report so far, aside of needing an urgent advice on combing my hair. 

6 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Probably be best to shave it off and start over. Ye gads, I'd rather be a cockroach.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)

Sennacherib said...

Well,
Now you can drive your car with the windows down and not muss up your hair. Ah, I can only dream of how wonderful that would have been riding in my chariot. Even though I did have a parasol holder (had to go through a lot of them to get a good one), I still had to wear a big hat to keep my coif in good shape.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

But what about various bugs being caught by the hair?

Sennacherib said...

Protein!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh... yes, that's a positive factor I missed.