23 August 2014

Three Hamas chieftains and the eulogy by Izz ad-Din al-Qassam

The three Hamas top dogs that have gone to request their mandatory award of 72 virgins made an interesting trio, being photoshopped by their Izz ad-Din al-Qassam PR branch onto a Mecca background. The following picture is taken from the Izz ad-Din al-Qassam Brigades Hebrew Twitter stream:


The verbal part of the eulogy says: "Shahids [martyrs] are heroes who fought heroically(sic!). Prefer paradise among the Palestinian martyrs."

Somebody with a Twitter handle @dkapchino responded to this: "I loath to say this, bro, but it rather looks like they are on the way to a Turkish hamam [bathhouse] to please each other with their peckers".

This is it. We report, you decide...

22 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Goat time. No doubt about it.

Dick Stanley said...

Let's hope they were the wrong ones.

Dick Stanley said...

Dare I say it? Camel-toe!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

A distinct possibility.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I seriously doubt that in the few hours since the Hamas top dogs were expired, Hamas was able to detect the "collaborators". So volunteers would be my best bet. Probably got a dispensation for the 72 raisins or whatever.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Could be a part of it, but the article refers to what they call "underboobs". Still unfair.

Dick Stanley said...

Ach, the dreaded underboob! Someone's a boob alright.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep, it fits.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

;-)

Dick Stanley said...

The total is up to 25 now, with a recently added 18 who were executed without any sort of trial.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh, so they have some far extending plans for the weekend entertainment.

BHCh said...

Good thing about eye-candy is that it does not give you diabetes.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, but it could make you cross-eyed.

Sennacherib said...

Snoop and all your friends,
It looks like things are going to start really rockin there in a day or so, you people be careful.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

We shall keep sage, rest assured. As for rocking and rolling, it doesn't look like our chieftains are going to...

Dick Stanley said...

Most of the danger seems to be in the South where the Goonster is not.


Even Apple's Woz feels safe enough to come visit: http://www.timesofisrael.com/apple-co-founder-flies-into-israel-as-rockets-fly-by/

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, people are leaving the towns and villages around the border as we speak. Preparing for a long siege.

David All said...

Yes come the Revolution all those hypocritical prudish judges will be among the first to be put against the wall and shot! Vive la Paola!

David All said...

Actually where these three are going, it is probably going to be pretty hot and definitely no virgins. They will be in good company though since about 900 or more of their fellow Hamas fighters have gone there ahead of them. Keep up the good work, IDF, Whorah!

Snoopy, you and all the other Elders and your families keep safe.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks, David, and indeed where my family is we are comparatively safe. The towns and villages close to Gaza are taking most of the fire.