26 November 2011

Ahmadinejad in an exciting new venture


According to our sources, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad aka Mahmoud the Mad, seen in above picture descending into the bowels of the new Iranian submarine, decided to lead an expedition whose purpose is to uncover the remains of Osama Bin Laden.

"We shall, Allah willing, find the glorious leader and restore him to his full glory as a super-martyr," promised Mahmoud the Mad to the Ayatollahs getting their blessing for the endeavor. "It is not impossible that during the same trip we shall find and return the 12th Imam as well," he added as an afterthought.

According to our information, Mahmoud the Mad intends to stand watches like any other submarine officer. However, it is rumored that he is excused from pedaling detail due to various childhood illnesses and traumas.

The world arrogant powers (TM IRI) have not responded yet to this initiative.

11 comments:

MW said...

I like to call him Mahmoud after-dinner-jazz. 

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There is another good one: Ahmydinnerjacket...

KatieNorcross said...

I do believe that bin Ladin was eaten by Sammy the Shark.  Rumor has it that the waters were chummed by the Navy before releasing the body into the water.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Sammy got such a heartburn then, he (she?) will need a lot of Alka-Seltzer to settle the stomach.

pisa pisa said...

The best thing about this piece of news is that we can safely say that Ahmadinejad is going down. Allah willing, he will not only find the glorious leader, but also join the blessed one in his super-martyrdom.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Why was it a bad idea? You have succeeded to log in, which counts at the end of the day.

Pisa said...

No picture, cloned moniker. No big deal, just a bit annoying.

Dick Stanley said...

That toy submarine ought to tell you all you need to know about Iran's military capabilities.

As for the 12th Imam, I hear Texas A&M's 12th Man is available for rental. Don't know if he's Muslim, however.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ha ha ha. Well, they will gladly convert him if necessary.

yitzgood said...

I was wondering what he was going to drive after he sold the '77 Peugeot.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

I hope that the documents on that vehicle are in order and it wouldn't be stopped by a police sub.