A new career for her tomcat

A heart-wrenching story that:

A valuable pedigreed cat that went missing from its New Zealand home turned up two days later a little different - it had been surgically castrated. Owner Michelle Curtis said she was furious when Buddy, her prized Siamese-Bengal cross, came home "fixed."


"What am I supposed to do now? I can't exactly get someone to sew them back on," she told the newspaper.

Well, ma'am: sewing them back on could be an option, but good only for... ahem... cosmetic reasons. Otherwise, I would suggest to look at the incident as a new opportunity for your cat: he can be a consultant now!