Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and the X-ray plot

No, really:

Foes of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad tried to kill the hard-line leader with X-ray radiation during his recent visit to Italy, Iran’s former ambassador to Rome told Russian news service RIA Novosti on Monday.

Pathetic. Time and again: no one wants to off this unique stand-up comedian. If you want to know the truth, here it is: it was another attempt by the Elders to penetrate his thick skin. This time we have got the result. It's still murky due to penetration problems, but nevertheless:

That's all it was...