How to deal with a boring neighbor on a plane

Next time you happen to suffer a talkative passenger in the seat next to you, use the following procedure to get rid of him/her:

1. Get your laptop from the bag - verrrrrry slowly
2. Look around suspiciously
   
3. Open the laptop very slowly (make sure that the neighbor sees the screen)
4. Click on this link.

Kudos to DB.

***