President Moshe Katzav to a reporter on the ongoing investigation about his alleged sexual prowess: "It is a blood libel".
Well, it may be a libel or it may be not, however it does have nothing to do with blood. It is a sperm libel if anything.
Haaretz: PM convenes advisers over nature of war probe
Not being convened, I still want to offer an advice: make the probe a deep and a painful one.
Haaretz: Italian FM: Int'l force could be deployed in Gaza too
Yeah. To the same end, for sure...
IDF: IAF targeted news van because it acted suspiciously in combat area (Reuters)
My Citroen is also acting suspiciously lately. I wonder if a Hellfire missile in its exhaust pipe will improve its behavior...
IDF arrests 3 Palestinians carrying Molotov cocktails near Ramallah (Itim)
Oh gosh! Now Amnesty International will have a field day. A person cannot even prepare a cocktail without being oppressed by the Zionists!
Third suspect in failed terror attack in Germany identified as Syrian (AP)
No sweat. I hear the dental health program in German jails is something a person outside can only dream about.
Unidentified male body washes ashore in Tel Aviv (Itim)
There is a lot of useless male bodies on Tel Aviv beaches. Being alive and identified does not make a major difference.
Independent: Could Ernesto turn into a Katrina?
And turn in the north-east direction (I have a map already laid out)? Please?
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