Now everything is explained!

Vital Perspective made one thing clear today for me:

Feds Bust International Smuggling Ring that Raised Money for Hezbollah

A smuggling ring operating in Michigan helped fund Hezbollah with profits from bootlegged cigarettes, counterfeit tax stamps, phony Viagra tablets and hijacked toilet paper, according to a federal indictment unsealed in Detroit on Wednesday.

Feeding phony Viagra to unsuspecting American males... Uhu. Obviously, the real Viagra is consumed by Hezbollah with some spillovers (no pun intended) to Jihad Islami and affiliated folks.

That explains why so many people in the Middle East are exceedingly frisky...