The birds don't sing.
The dogs don't bark.
The children don't shout.
The ice cream is liquifying.
The pizzas are burning in the oven.
The wine is going sour.
And the smiliest Italian looks like this:
P.S. He who goes into a bunker, will end up in a bunker...
P.P.S. And the best response to Suarez biting Chiellini:
To be fair to Luis Suarez, I can’t resist an Italian sub either.
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) June 24, 2014