Today in Moscow: a single demonstrator was arrested in the Red Square, holding a banner reading "pr@ck".
The demonstrator was taken to the nearest police station, where a criminal case against him was opened, under "insulting the president".
To the claim of the detainee that he didn't write any names on the banner, the officer on duty replied: "Everyone knows very well who the pr@ck is!"
P.S. The above, of course, is a spoof by Nasha Canada. In reality, the arrested was one of the very few demonstrators for gay rights. Now, do you feel any better knowing this?