To whom it may concern and all the friends whom it doesn't concern directly. Of course, as the habit of this blog, a few food-related remarks:
And the eternally funny and somewhat related:
Enjoy you Seder now, you hear?
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14 April 2014
Happy Passover - חג חרות שמח!
And the eternally funny and somewhat related:
Enjoy you Seder now, you hear?
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Have a happy, happy, cardboard and all!
Favourite Pesach joke:
A man is about to enjoy his Pesach snack of matzoh on a park bench on which a blind man is seated. In the spirit of the holiday, he offers the blind man a piece.
The blind man passes his fingers gently over the surface of the matzoh and asks "Who wrote this?"
Matzoh isn't that bad. Just 8 days of it will kill my colon. And it is good with cream cheese and lox.
Thanks, and same to you and all.
Thanks! It's a real good one and I didn't know it...
Why do you want your colon killed? Besides, a bagel goes about 1000 times better with cream cheese and lox.
Here's a little Passover music to go with the Pesach snack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsDkmVo2fg4
VA Right! is a splendid example of the Looney Tune idiots that have transformed Virginia from a reliable Republican state to a marginally Democratic state that has voted for Obama twice and now has a Democratic governor and two Democratic senators. This latest rant is apparently based on his belief that it is an infringement on his rights to have to pay taxes to the federal govt. that protects him.
May a thousand VA Rights! bloom to turn not just Virginia, but the entire US Democratic Blue!
Echo Snoopy, that is a funny one and I had not heard it either.
For some reason I find cream cheese and lox to be sinfully fattening and usually avoid them. Strange, because I eat and enjoy a lot of other fattening substances without qualms.
Yes, the Moses cartoon is like Golda Meir's quip that Moses after leading the Jewish people through the wilderness for forty years brought them to the one part of the Middle East that has no oil.
Muslim men also get circumsized as well.
Happy Passover, Snoopy to you and all the other Members of the Tribe where ever you may be.
That's a winner! With matzoh you need to have at least one winner. Although I have to admit, with charoses it ain't all that bad.
Thanks, it does describe my previous lifestyle to the smallest detail ;-)
No more, thankfully.
Hm... no, I cant' go into the politics right now.
The life itself is fattening. I mean, if you find the right things to eat, of course...
Thanks, David, and happy Easter to you and yours!
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