30 September 2013

Looming Obama - Netanyahu confrontation? Nah...

Isi Leibler, the optimist, starts this article with:

One might have hoped that Obama’s calamitous mishandling of recent Middle East crises, climaxing with his disastrous response to the Syrian use of chemical weapons, would have taught him a few lessons on regional politics. Regrettably, his address to the United Nations General Assembly last week proved otherwise.
Right. Isi is also right when he says that:
Prime Minister Netanyahu must have been bitterly disappointed. He has bent over backwards in efforts to please Obama. At Obama’s urging he extended a humiliating apology to Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan for the killing of the Turkish terrorists seeking to violently breach Israel’s maritime arms blockade against Gaza. Yet, when Erdogan subsequently refused to fulfill his undertakings, Obama failed to even reprimand him.

Netanyahu outraged most Israelis by capitulating to extreme US pressure by releasing Palestinian terrorists, many of whom were mass murderers.

He also encouraged AIPAC to support the President in Congress on the Syrian issue – an act which backfired after Obama equivocated, and then withdrew his request for Congressional support.

Yet Obama disregarded all Netanyahu’s efforts and once again left him in the cold.
Still, there will be no confrontation. And it's impossible to blame Bibi for the lack of thereof, because, as Isi himself correctly notices:
But unlike his political opponents on the right accusing him of cowardice, Netanyahu - as all Israeli leaders since the time of Ben Gurion - realizes that Israel is dependent on a superpower and that today the support of the US both politically and militarily is crucial. Netanyahu also recognizes that for all his failings, Obama with the strong encouragement of Congress continues to provide Israel with the military necessities that no other nation could provide.
And therein lies the rub. So let's bear it with a smile.

Aida Yespica naked uncensored exclusive

will not appear here for now. On the other hand, a lucky shot of a dragonfly is just what you need right now to relax. Click on it and study for at least a minute.


29 September 2013

O.J. Simpson didn't touch your cookies!

And this is final:

Rumors that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies in prison have been greatly exaggerated, Nevada corrections officials said Friday.
So you can forget the story that says:
The football star-turned-felon was reportedly caught stealing more than a dozen oatmeal cookies from the cafeteria in the Nevada prison where he is serving 33 years for armed robbery.

"O.J. just stood there with a goofy grin on his face as the guard kept digging inside his shirt and throwing the cookies on the floor," a source said. "The temptation of the cookies in the prison chow line was too much for him."

Look at this picture. Doesn't a mere thought that this man could have touched a cookie, let alone steal a heap of cookies, make you laugh? Ha ha ha...

28 September 2013

Jewish Answer to Astaire and Rogers



Who would have thunk that Winnie the Pooh can dance? 

How I, an Australian Jewish-atheist, became a German citizen and forgave the Nazis

There is a lot to be said about Antony Lowenstein, the fiery anti-Zionist Australian Jew, now a proud German citizen. A good snapshot is provided in a CiF Watch article here, it shows the sterling qualities of this character in a nutshell. His obsessive hate of Israel drives him to such extremes... But there is enough said, and there is nothing better to put an end to the whole gruesome subject than a short quote from his recent CiF opus How I, an Australian Jewish-atheist, became a German citizen. Because the first sentence says it all:

It was hard to forgive the Nazis.
Have you ever seen somebody (Jewish or not) forgiving the Nazis before this sorry case? There are people who support and justify the Nazis, explain them, slightly criticize them, etc. - a veritable rainbow of opinions and statements. I can understand a Jew that forgives the Germans. But this, to the best of my knowledge, is the first time when somebody actually comes out of the closet (and a mighty peculiar one at that) and declares his forgiveness of the Nazis. Not that the Nazis ever asked anyone for forgiveness. But here you are.

What comes next, after forgiveness, Tone? I shudder to think about all the venues opened now...

Attached: a snapshot of the article - to be believed later, when the moron suddenly realizes...


Interestingly, Lowenstein (or was it a Guardian editor?) chosen a picture of bombed-out Dresden to grace his opus (and stress the element of forgiveness, I wonder?).

You can take a car to the runway, but you can't make it fly

Even Apple, having your best interests in mind, can't help more in such an endeavor.

The Council Has Spoken!

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27 September 2013

We could blind Israel in an instant, says a failed ophthalmologist

Otherwise all is quiet. Temperature at the moment 28, which is very moderate for these parts, sunny, a bit of north wind. Chance of rain - 0%.

No apologies for Canada’s UN policy

This is another hard hit from Terry Glavin (FB and blog) that is a must read. It is preceded by a following foreword on FB:

Well, wait just a second. The annual gathering of the UN General Assembly in New York is a yearly convention of the world’s most notorious mass murderers, rapists, torturers and war criminals, and we’re supposed to be upset that Canada is not especially popular with these monsters? Have we not contributed sufficient subsidies and institutional support services to that bloated fraternity of sadists and cannibals that is otherwise called the United Nations General Assembly? Oh, please, just fuck off.
Amen to that.

Count your virgins... er... blessings

yourself. Unless, of course, you want to get assistance from Mick Hartley, which assistance, you may be assured, you will need.

26 September 2013

Christiane Amanpour and Hassan Rouhani: almost there, only to get a slap on the face

It is an open secret that Ms Amanpour was very excited about the election of Hassan Rouhani to the post of the new puppet of Ayatollahs. It is also not an especially contained secret that Ms Amanpour doesn't like us (Israelis) very much.

The recent visit of Hassan Rouhani allowed Ms Amanpour's hopes about the new progressive "leader" of the theocracy to soar. Really high, and in her interview with the guest you can see her smile being so sweet, her breath quicken and her pulse going up where the eagles... well, you got the drift by now. The headline Why Rouhani may be different conveys part of that excitement only too well. And all the ingredients of that excitement (including the word "excitement" itself) appear in this article, no denying it.

To prove that her exhilaration about her heart's new champion is built on a firm base, Ms Amanpour has decided to apply to him the ultimate litmus test: the Holocaust exam*. And here is what Hassan Rouhani has to say on the subject, according to CNN:

I've said before that I am not a historian and then when it comes to speaking of the dimensions of the Holocaust, it is the historians that should reflected on it. But in general I can tell you that any crime that happens in history against humanity, including the crime the Nazis created towards the Jews is reprehensible and condemnable.

Whatever criminality they committed against the Jews, we condemn. The taking of human life is contemptible. It makes no difference whether that life is Jewish life, Christian or Muslim. For us it is the same.

The taking of human life is something our religion rejects but this does not mean that on the other hand, you can say Nazis committed crimes against a group now therefore they must usurp the land of another group and occupy it. This, too, is an act that should be condemned. There should be an even-handed discussion.
If you discard that interesting quip about not being an historian and the general reference to the role of historians, Christiane Amanpour must have been ecstatic toward the end of the translation.

And then the Iranians came and spoiled that lovefest. FARS news agency didn't wait a day before coming out with a smashing: Exclusive: CNN Fabricates Iranian President's Remarks about Holocaust **. Oh boy, oh boy...
The CNN aired its interview with Rouhani on Tuesday but the news channel added to or changed parts of his remarks when Christiane Amanpour asked him about the Holocaust.
You can read the rest, but here are the most offensive, in the eyes of FARS, bits of the CNN's version:
  • The mention of the word "Holocaust" in the first sentence of the above quote.
  • The sentence "Whatever criminality they committed against the Jews, we condemn."
How do you like them chickens now? And the manner of the offense, as it is perceived by FARS, is also telling: the alterations in the Rouhani's interview, allegedly perpetrated by CNN, "totally change what His Excellency President Rouhani has said". Make what you will of this...

And then, as if it was not enough insult for Ms Amanpour and her budding hopes, Mr Rouhani does some rabble-rousing at UN, misses (on purpose) the opportunity for a handshake with the POTUS and shoots down the attempts to meet, so desired by the said POTUS in his drive to "engage" once more with Iran.

Thus, until the famous Farsi expert Juan Cole gets involved and translates both Farsi and English texts again to achieve a single, harmonious version that will inspire a new wave of romantic feelings, the current bout of love experienced so briefly by our Christiane, should be considered null and void.

Nothing to see here, move along, ladies and gentlemen.

Update: As for the part of Ms Amanpour in the translation debacle, see this:
Head of FARS's political desk testified in favor of Amanpour's Farsi. He said she speaks Farsi and "she knows the language better than me."
Fascinating...

Via Norm.

(*) Who asked her to do it, on whose behalf and why was it done at all, may remain a mystery forever.
(**) This and the CNN text are copied and kept down there for posterity.

Update 2: Here is an agitated response from Ms Amanpour:



Who should I believe more in this case? All things considered, it will be FARS News, sorry to say. More here.

Update 3: Iran Mulling Legal Action against CNN
After CNN falsified the Iranian president's statements about the Holocaust in an interview aired on Tuesday, now senior Tehran officials are mulling strict legal action against the American news network. While the Iranian president did not recognize the Holocaust, the CNN aired a translation which contained several words and sentences which were not uttered by the Iranian President.
And:
Senior MP Deplores CNN’s Distortion of Rouhani’s Remarks as “Zionist Move”
“This media outlet (CNN) that claims to be fair in dissemination of information and news, when it commits such a treacherous act in the field of media and attributes certain statements to the Iranian president who has never mentioned them, this means the attempt by the CNN has been a Zionist-oriented move,” Rapporteur of the parliament's National Security and Foreign Policy Commission Seyed Hossein Naqavi Hosseini told FNA on Saturday.
Yeah, Christiane... and here is a question for you and your bosses to answer:

Is Misleading the Public A Duty of CNN?

And the answer to that one is... ???


Attachments:

CNN version of the Rouhani's response (click to enlarge):

Fars rebuttal (same advice):

Simon Jenkins: the deep, incisive and penetrating idiocy of the week

Believe it or not:

The modern urban obsession with celebrity buildings and high-profile events offers too many publicity-rich targets. A World Trade Centre, a Mumbai hotel, a Boston marathon, a Nairobi shopping mall are all enticing to extremists. Defending them is near impossible. Better at least not to create them. A shopping mall not only wipes out shopping streets, it makes a perfect terrorist fortress, near impossible to assault.
What? You didn't expect me to comment on it, did you?

Rule 5 and the end of the world

Follow the directions in the caption below.


If the time defined as "long enough" was more than 45 seconds in your case, don't submit your candidacy as a possible savior of the world. Godzilla seems to have an upper hand so far...

25 September 2013

Are you at home, Mr. Waters?


In the Pink Floyd song “Comfortably Numb,” Waters sings a refrain that might be asked of him today:
“Hello, is there anybody in there? Just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone at home?”
Indeed, but read the whole article.

How is this Sukkot holiday different from the others?

Amid all the other news, it's been a bit undereported that Israel was faced with two terrorist attacks at the hands of the Arabs who identify themselves as Palestinians. And they cost the lives of two IDF soldiers.
Read the post Israel And The Palestinians: How To Send A Message by Joshuapundit.