03 March 2011

There is an operations room in Tel Aviv...

The dastardly Zionists never sleep, according to the Arab rulers, discomfited recently by vox populi. Vox populi, you see, decided that being fed the daily gruel of Zionist conspiracies is not enough. It, the VP, wants to see the leaders being off - either over the horizon somewhere or pushing the daisies (or, to make a correction for climate, pushing the cacti). Still, the stubborn chiefs persist with their tested Zioconspiracy line:


What impressed me in this case was the precision of the president information:
"I am going to reveal a secret," he said. "There is an operations room in Tel Aviv with the aim of destabilizing the Arab world. The operations room is in Tel Aviv and run by the White House," he said.
Yep. Since the truth is already out, here is the picture of the secret room:


More on this seemingly innocuous room here. And this is how the Israeli general in charge of Yemeni unrest looks:


Real distinguished, ruthless officer whose hands were bloodied in many secret operations behind the lines (of all kinds). And here is his American partner:


Of course, these two wily warriors have to best the Yemeni rage boy presented in that article:


But I suspect that the combined weight of ruthlessness, experience and medals will overcome the naive rage...

9 comments:

jams o donnell said...

What better way to rule the universe than over a fine meal! That said I would have expected a few more computers, screens and suspicious looking  man-mountins in dark suits and shades

Yitzchak Goodman said...

If only Farrakhan knew what the Great Mother Wheel was really up to . . .

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That's precisely the point. Computers are hidden in the restrooms, where they belong, in fact.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, he will be updated when it comes to collect him.

P.S. Apparently we were watching each other blogs at the same time.

Dick Stanley said...

No doubt the computer screens in the operations room are only triggered to turn on when you put up the toilet lid and apply even buttocks pressure to the seat.

(I love the Yemini Rage Boys. These fellows make such great cannon fodder. And they leave behind great souvenir knives, too.)

Dick Stanley said...

Old joke about Yemenis just occured to me. Never shake their right hand. They use the left one for eating. They use the right for wiping.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yeah, precisely what I thought when seeing that knife.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

The general direction is true, only:

1. It's not a joke

2. The hands are the other way around. Meaning, you have to use your right hand only to shake hands, otherwise it's considered an insult. Since the left, you see, is used for wiping.

Dick Stanley said...

Gad. Thanks for the correction before I go to Yemen and get myself killed. Not that I would ever go to Yemen....