15 March 2008

Heelless Heels

I am normally as far away from that subject as humanly possible. I wouldn't normally touch it with a ten meter pole.

But this is an exceptional case. Basket case, finale, total loss of brain cells and pure masochism, don't even try to tell me otherwise.

That some female - hater would invent this ultimate torture machine and not even be considered by International Criminal Tribunal is unbelievable.

Lincolnshire-born Berardi, 39, said he was inspired by Latin American music and 1980s post-modernism, adding: "When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty."
Latin-American music my foot (no pun intended)!

Anyhow, calling for expert opinion.

P.S. SWMBO says no way - I am vindicated.