tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post4482748073318137150..comments2024-01-22T04:45:58.881+02:00Comments on Simply Jews: Every time a new Pope is elected...GideonSworthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13951672633294843881noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-2732434147189509782013-03-10T16:57:40.501+02:002013-03-10T16:57:40.501+02:00Katie, pick, pick, pick...Polish, Pale of Settleme...Katie, pick, pick, pick...Polish, Pale of Settlement shtetl, made no difference to the drunken kulaks intent on killing Jews. (Not meant os a criticism, but a very weak witticism)SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-67811004060398861982013-03-09T19:20:34.856+02:002013-03-09T19:20:34.856+02:00Teyve was from the Russian Pale not from the Polis...Teyve was from the Russian Pale not from the Polish shtetl.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-36099509338536875262013-03-09T10:47:27.453+02:002013-03-09T10:47:27.453+02:00And collected by his Jewish treasurer, I haste to ...And collected by his Jewish treasurer, I haste to add.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-71806724264229938232013-03-09T01:50:09.899+02:002013-03-09T01:50:09.899+02:00Actually, it was probably coined in some Polish sh...Actually, it was probably coined in some Polish shtetl, by an ancestor of Teyve the Milkman, just after another tax had been imposed on them by the local Polish nobleman.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-67227542091150932482013-03-07T12:10:30.147+02:002013-03-07T12:10:30.147+02:00Ach, but the phone one is relatively new, at least...Ach, but the phone one is relatively new, at least not older than Bell. This one, though, is not technology bound, so it is much more ancient.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-75010163111536295492013-03-07T02:05:44.003+02:002013-03-07T02:05:44.003+02:00As good, maybe even slightly better (he said, grud...As good, maybe even slightly better (he said, grudgingly), than the one about the Chief Rabbi of Israel visiting the Vatican and, on entering the Pope's private apartment, sees a golden telephone. "What's this for" he asks.The Pope replies that it's a direct line to God. Intrigued, the Chief Rabbi asks if he can make a call. "Of course", says the Pope, and discreetly retires to another room.<br /><br /><br />After the call is over, the Pope returns and the Chief Rabbi asks how much he owes, and willingly pays the bill.<br /><br /><br />The following year, the Pope goes to Israel and discovers that the Chief Rabbi has a similar phone. The ritual is repeated, and when the Chief Rabbi returns to the room, the Pope asks how much he owes for the call. The Chief Rabbi waves his money away: "From here, it's a local call".SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-87179627060355075972013-03-05T22:38:30.450+02:002013-03-05T22:38:30.450+02:00Being Jooish, he left a promise of a big one.Being Jooish, he left a promise of a big one.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-10032944030535521092013-03-05T20:57:16.583+02:002013-03-05T20:57:16.583+02:00Did Jesus leave a tip?Did Jesus leave a tip?SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-48248093323753677742013-03-04T04:59:10.486+02:002013-03-04T04:59:10.486+02:00Very old, but very good.Very old, but very good.SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18234909.post-31246968774141931912013-03-03T21:55:17.739+02:002013-03-03T21:55:17.739+02:00Haha good one even if it's ancient!Haha good one even if it's ancient!SnoopyTheGoonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00920565522498918323noreply@blogger.com