16 November 2005

Little David's dad.

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor. etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good he'll go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."

The teacher, shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some math problems, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "he works for the Bush administration, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Hat tip to "MEW" and http://lgrossman.com/


KalamazooKid said...

Is this the best we can do today after yesterday's efforts? Are you shagged out or something?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, two remarks:

1. An urgent clandestine action (code name Yahoo!) interrupted the normal services; and

2. WE did not do it, it is a quote for BiBi's sake!

Freedomnow said...

At least its not illegal to be a member of the Bush administration...yet!